You might be Emmis if....
- You invented summer TV rules;
- You used songs from Hair as lullabies for your children;
- You can't feel your lips;
- You perfected the passenger seat brake;
- Steve Buscemi has nothing on your White Tornado;
- You cannonball into a pool--fully-clothed--for imaginary, non-redeemable points
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I am Emmis and I am going to cash in those prestigious "man points" in Colorado!!
I keep telling Kay that man points are real and redeemable. She will be disappointed that she hasn't accumulated more once I start handing out prizes.
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